A ​(Not-so-useful) Summary of Season 1, Episode 1.

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• Local literature expert HATES plot.

• Our text’s narrator (one of many) is revealed to be a giant loser.

• Mary Shelley boinked on her mother’s grave (?!).

• Frozen and brooding gays.

• Timothée Chalamet as Victor Frankenstein in the new, (un)officially (never to be) released sequel to Call Me By Your Name.

• Henry the Himbo.

• “Lightning? Hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me… 👀."

• “As it so often does, teenage cockiness turns to grave robbing.”

• NEW! Corpse flatpacks: “Människa” sold only at IKEA.

• ALSO NEW! Cuddly “Corpse Creature”, pre-order yours today at Build-a-Bear-Workshop in time for All Hallows’ Eve!

• Victor “Am I the Asshole” Frankenstein.

• Victor’s dorm inspections:

  • Corpses ✅

  • Dismembered body parts ✅

  • Accidental cannibalism (skin and grave dust on your avo-toast) ✅

  • Candles 🚫

• Victor “Want Brunch?” Frankenstein.

• After his child wakes for the very first time, VF:

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• Victor’s (Hot Dead) Mom...

• Justice for Justine.

• Yet ANOTHER frame narrative.

• Intellectual Asshat-ery.

• Detailed, written recollections of your felonies are NOT recommended.

• Hideous Creature Cleans For Hillbillies, What Happens Next Will SHOCK You! [[cLiCk HeRe]]

               

• This is really just a book about military-grade incel chads.

• Victor Frankenstein decided to wake up and choose violence.

• “Don’t threaten me with a good time~"

• Abby:

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• RIP Clerval.

• Elizabeth “I Can Fix Him” Frankenstein.

• Lizzie gets Fridged.

• Emotionally ashing a cigarette on Walton’s feelings.